Sour Doug

Who is Sour Doug? In a gentrified enclave of Nearest Big City, he can be found selling kombucha and fish finger sandwiches to those with money to enjoy warm spring evenings pavement dining in front of charming eateries. Somehow, he hasn't quite nailed the tone, or is just too 2019, so may not survive the year. Certainly his sign-writing budget would benefit from expansion.

*Addendum*

The Daily Fail has just decreed said enclave an Islamic State no-go area, so maybe Sour Doug is a front for the radicalisation of yoga mums, beautiful people and label-conscious connoisseurs of an upmarket Oxfam. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.